Speaking of superheroes, A JOKE!
Three women — one engaged, one a mistress, and one married — are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a sexy leather bodice, stilettos and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again.
The engaged girlfriend says, “The other night, when my boyfriend came home from work, he found me in the leather bodice, 4″ stilettos and the mask. He said, ‘You are the woman of my life, I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”
The mistress said, “The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega-stilettos, the mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. We didn’t leave his office for hours.”
The married woman then said, “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night; I got myself ready, putting on a leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer and said, ‘Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?’”
Oh man, it's so comical! LOL!
~LOVEDbyHER