THE BLACK LABEL

Sunday, October 11, 2009

NOTE: THE FOLLOWING POST IS M18. MAY CAUSE A NOSEBLEED. WEAK HEARTED PEOPLE PLEASE DO NOT READ IT TOO!

The Bunny Story:

The Chamber of Horny Secrets

(based on a true love story)

Yesterday night, bunny and the horny one were chatting on the phone. The horny one said that her future hubby, must first fulfill 5 criterias, namely: gentlemanly, humorous, full of surprises and taller than her, and must be good in bed. She said bunny has fulfilled most of the criterias. But bunny wondered, why not all? Bunny thought, and realized that the last criteria(good in bed) can only be fulfilled after the horny one has raped the bunny. So how is the horny one going to ensure that the man she is marrying will perform very well in bed? This is when the horny one turns to the internet, and the horoscopes. The bunny, is a cancerian, and the horny one, is a Sagittarian. The horoscope said that to a Sagittarian, love equals to sex, literally sex(See Fig. 1). The bunny LOLed, WTFed, when he saw the content of the webpage. The horoscope also said that the Sagittarian loved playful dates(See Fig. 2), have a good sense of what they want, and who they want, and the victim that is being targeted will be in for a wild time. The bunny was so shocked and tempted, like seriously, what the fish! Where sex is concerned, the Sagittarian is not shy, and loves sex on the beach(See Fig. 3), and they have great libido! OMG! The bunny was like, feeling the creeps, as the horny one, is really a horny pervert! Zzz... WTH!!! But, the bunny is not that bad too, as the website said that the bunny 'enjoys being made love to(See Fig. 4)', and it will be pure pleasure for the cancerian and it's partner, not forgetting that the cancerian knows 'what the partner wants', and 'the partner is in for a volcanic eruption of sensual treats', and cancerians love sex on the beach too(just like the Sagittarian)! WTH WTH WTH WTH! OMG, they're all lies! LIES! I don't believe! Not REAL!!! AHHH!!!!

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