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Saturday, October 10, 2009
The Bunny Story:
The Rise of the Horny One
(based on a true love story)















(Fig. 1)

This is the bunny's owner. Her name's Carlene (See Fig. 1). She isn't that short, nor is she that tall. She likes to act cute, innocent, sweet looking, dazed (See Fig. 2), etc. But, never, ever judge a book by it's cover! She likes to torture bunnies, tie them up, (literally) grope them in the bunny's most personal, private areas of their body, and loves eating bunny paws, especially roasted ones. And i'm not joking! OMG, she's a beast! She's like a sexually deprived wolf in a bunny's clothing, depriving happiness via *ahem-ing* bunnies. I pity the bunnies, especially those cute, cuddly, huggable, sweet-smelling, hyperactive (especially at night), little white fluffy bunnies (See Fig. 4). In short, i call her, the horny one (See Fig. 3) that can't be named (ripped off from Harry Potter's Voldermort).

LOL! Zzz...

To be continued...















(Fig. 2)















(Fig. 3)


(Fig. 4)

12:55 PM

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